Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says:.
Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Really great dirty jokes.
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced. A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts! Q: Is Google male or female?
Here's how to inoculate ourselves against negative ones. Verified by Psychology Today. Evolution of the Self.
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks!