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The bride looked beautiful. When I said, "yes," he said, "good, because our first two choices got better offers. One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. Then out from nowhere came this little bird, wings still wet like it was just been hatched. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. On the way, they passed a palatial suite, where the minister saw a crooked lawyer he had known, and the crooked lawyer was making love to a beautiful woman.

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